Trump jokes: The other day, a senator I knew—a great guy—got a text from his wife, and she said, "When you get home, I

Trump jokes: The other day, a senator I knew—a great guy—got a text from his wife, and she said, "When you get home, I want you to immediately come up the stairs and make love to me." And he said, "I can't do both." You know that? In other words, I can't go up the stairs and make love. Does anybody get that? Haha. I thought that was actually pretty good. That was actually the only thing I thought was good in this whole freaking stupid speech that they wrote.